...and the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me all I need
...and with dust in throat I crave
Only knowledge will I save
To the game you stay a slave
Rover wanderer Nomad vagabond
Call me what you will
But Ill take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And Ill redefine anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home
****************
cut my wrist on a bad thought
****************
Well if you ever plan to motor west
Travel my way, take the highway
that's the best
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it winds from Chicago to LA
More than two thousand miles all the way
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it goes to St. Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks so, so pretty You'll see
Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Wynonna
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
Won't you get hip
to this kind of trip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it goes to St. Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks so, so pretty You'll see
Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Wynonna
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
If you get hip to this kind of trip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
****************
Turn on, I see red
Adrenaline crash and crack my head
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
And I see red
One hundred plus through black and white
War horse, warhead Fu** 'em, man, white-knuckle tight
Through black and white
Turn on beyond the bone
Swallow future, spit out home
Burn your face upon the chrome
Take the corner, join the crash,
Headlights, head on,
headlines
Another junkie lives too fast
Lives way too fast
On I burn Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose and clean
And on I burn Churning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline
Gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
On I burn
Mon Dec 16 21:53:09 CET 2013 | XC70D5
Opel:
Ohne
Power
Ewig
Letzter
Mon Dec 16 21:53:57 CET 2013 | XC70D5
Auch sowas wird gerne genommen
Über Japan lacht die Sonne, über Wolfsburg lacht die Welt!
Mon Dec 16 21:55:22 CET 2013 | XC70D5
Oder Motorräder
Kawasaki
Kaum
Anzunehmen
Was
An
Schrott
Alles
Käuflich
Ist
Mon Dec 16 22:02:15 CET 2013 | Olli the Driver
Bring
Mich
Werkstatt
... sagt das X-mal eigentlich aus wie oft? Dann ist dein aktueller ja nicht so schlecht
Bei
Mercedes
Weggeworfen
Mon Dec 16 22:22:37 CET 2013 | Antriebswelle135730
BMW braucht keine Sprüche, BMW hat solche Fans und BMW-Freak100
Tue Dec 17 07:11:12 CET 2013 | erzbmw
Ok, dann will ich auch noch ein paar beisteuern:
VW GOLF GTI
Völlig Wertloses Gerät Ohne Logische Funktion mit GehirnToten Insassen
BMW
Bring Mir Werkzeug
OPEL
Ohne Power Ewig Letzter (die Opel-Freunde dichten es um in Ohne Panne Ewig Leistung)
HONDA
Heute Ohne Nennenswerte Defekte Angekommen
Tue Dec 17 08:20:15 CET 2013 | XC70D5
Wenn ich Mercedes fahren will, rufe ich mir ein Taxi
Thu Dec 19 11:43:50 CET 2013 | Spannungsprüfer20587
Mein
Auto
Zerstört
Deutsche
Arbeitsplätze
Fri Dec 20 17:22:59 CET 2013 | Achsmanschette51801
Mit
Absicht
Zu
Dicht
Auffahren
Das hatten wir doch schon
Fri Dec 20 17:23:53 CET 2013 | Spannungsprüfer20587
Reicht
Es
Nichtfürwas
Ordentliches?
Fri Dec 20 17:25:35 CET 2013 | Spannungsprüfer20587
Was ist auf der letzten Seite des Renault-Handbuchs abgedruckt?
Der Busfahrplan.
Fri Dec 20 17:26:20 CET 2013 | XC70D5
Den kannte ich noch nicht
Sun Dec 29 17:42:05 CET 2013 | KKW 20
Was symbolisieren die vier Ringe bei Audi?
Die Nullen vom Endbetrag auf der Inspektionsrechnung.
Und noch was Historisches:
Ein bißchen Blech, ein bißchen Lack und fertig ist der Hanomag.
Thu Jan 02 20:09:25 CET 2014 | PS-Schnecke23368
Über Rüsselsheim lacht die Sonne und über Wolfsburg der Rest der Welt.
Sun Jan 12 16:00:11 CET 2014 | edgar
Bayrischer Mist Wagen
Oh Prima Er Läuft
Hält Ohnehin Nur Drei Autobahnstunden
Feuer In Allen Töpfen
Fehler In Allen Teilen
Für Italiener Ausreichende Technik
Fix It Again Toni
mitm Ford fort ............und mitm Zug zurück
Völlig Wertlos
bei Audi stehen die 4 ringe für jeweils 100tkm Fahrspaß , bei Opel isses nur einer und der is auch noch durchgestrichen
Ein Mensch brauch kein Ring , ein Mensch brauch keine Sterne , waß er braucht sind zwei Nieren
Auch Unter Deppen indiskutabel
Abfallprodukt Unfähiger Deutscher Ingenieure
Bin Maßlos Wichtig
Besser Mercedes Wählen
Für Opa Reicht Das
Kick Twenty Minutes
Letzter Auf Der Autobahn
Lustlose Aneinanderreihung Diverser Autoteile
Mein Auto Zieht der ADAC
Ohne Plan Einfach Losgelegt
Sehen Einsteigen Aussteigen Totlachen
Sicher Eine Art Traktor
Spanisches Elend Auf Tour
Verein Arbeitsscheuer Gesellen
hier noch paar englishe versionen die ich persönlich noch kreativer finde
AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI: All Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI: Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI: Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
AUDI: Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
AUDI: Another Useless Device Installed
AUDI: Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Bad Mannered Wankers
BMW: Barely Moving Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bavarian Manure Wagon
BMW: Bayerisher Mist Wagen
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Man Wannabe
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Big Money. Why
BMW: Bimbette Motor Weapon
BMW: Black Man's Wheels
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW: Bought My Wife
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon
BMW: Break My Wallet
BMW: Break My Wind
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Breaks Most Wrenches
BMW: Bring Many Wrenches
BMW: Bring Me Women
BMW: Brings Me Women
BMW: Brings More Women
BMW: Broke My Wallet
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brought My Wrench
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Busted My Wallet
BMW: But at least my Motor Works
CITROEN: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
COROLLA: Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again
FERRARI: From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians
FIAT: Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT: Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT: Failure In Automotive Technology
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT: Fart in a Tin
FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT: Fits In A Thimble
FIAT: Fix It Again Tomorrow
FIAT: Fix It Again Tony
FIAT: Fix It All the Time
FIAT: Fiz It Alla Time
FIAT: Flats In All Tires
FIAT: Found In A Trench
FIAT: Fuck in a Taxi
FIAT: Fucking Idiot Assembled This
FIAT: Fucking Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT: Fucking Italian Attempt Transportation
FIAT: Fucking Italians Ain't Trustworthy
FORD: Driver Returns On Foot
FORD: Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD: Fails On Rainy Days
FORD: Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD: Famous Odor Resistant Dog
FORD: Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD: Fastest On Road, Dip
FORD: Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD: Fault Of R & D
FORD: Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
FORD: Federation Of Rusty Dungers
FORD: Ferociously Overpowered Road Demon
FORD: Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
FORD: Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD: Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD: First On Recall Day
FORD: First On Road to Dump
FORD: First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD: First Order of Reproductive Discipline
FORD: Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD: Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD: Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
FORD: Flip Over Read Directions
FORD: Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD: Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD: Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
FORD: Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
FORD: Fond Of Resonating Decibels
FORD: Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD: For Old Retired Dudes
FORD: For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
FORD: For Only Redneck Drivers
FORD: Forced On Reluctant Drivers
FORD: Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD: Forge Old Rancid Donuts
FORD: Forged Old Rancid Donuts
FORD: Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
FORD: Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD: Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin
FORD: Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
FORD: Formed Of Rejected DNA
FORD: Forwarded Once Return Denied
FORD: Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD: Found On Red Dumpster
FORD: Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD: Found On Reservation Dump
Ford: Found On Road Dead
FORD: Found On Roadside Dump
FORD: Found On Roadside, Dead
FORD: Found On Roof Demolished
FORD: Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD: Found On Russian Dump
FORD: Found Outside Refuse Dump
FORD: Found Outside Rotting Dump
FORD: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FORD: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
FORD: Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD: Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
FORD: Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
FORD: Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration
FORD: Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
FORD: Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
FORD: Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD: Fucked Or Rarely Driven
FORD: Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD: Fucked Over Roadside Derelict
FORD: Fucked-Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD: Fucker Only Runs Damaged
FORD: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
FORD: Fuckin Owner Real Dumb
FORD: Fucking Only Runs Downhill
FORD: Fucking Out-Right Dangerous
FORD: Fucking Over-Rated Disaster
FORD: Fucking Owner Real Dumb
FORD: Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
FORD: Fumes Odours Readily Detected
FORD: Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD: Funny Old Rattling Dump
HONDA: Had Odd Noises Daily Also
HONDA: Had One Never Did Again
HONDA: Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA: Hand Over Dollars to Asians
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HONDA: Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HONDA: Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
HONDA: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
HONDA: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
HONDA: History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
HONDA: Hold On No Damn Anchor
HONDA: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
HONDA: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
HONDA: Hold-Overs Not Doing Anything
HONDA: How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
JAGUAR: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
JAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
JAGUAR: Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
MAZDA: Made At Zoo by Demented Apes
MAZDA: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MAZDA: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA: My Another Zany Detroit Assassin
MERCEDES: Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MERCEDES: Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
MERCEDES: My Engine Raced Car Exploded Damn Engine Seized
MG: Mostly Garaged
MINIBUS: Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
MITSUBISHI: Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway incompleted
NISSAN: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
NISSAN: Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
NISSAN: Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
NISSAN: Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
NISSAN: Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
PORSCHE: Please Overlook Really Shitty Cardboard Horrible Engine
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
PORSCHE: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
PORSCHE: Puts Out Really Smokey Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
PORSCHE: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
RENAULT: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
ROLLS ROYCE: Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt - Consuming Esthetes
SAAB: Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB: Something An Asshole Buys
SAAB: Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SAAB: Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asinine Bastards
SAAB: Such An Arrogant Bastard
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SAAB: Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUBARU: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
SUBARU: Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
SUBARU: Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath
SUZUKI: Son U Zombie U Killed It
TOYOTA: Take Only Your Ordure To America
TOYOTA: Taking Our Yen Out - Thanks All
TOYOTA: Taking Out Yankees Over Troublesome Acceleration
TOYOTA: The One You Ought To Avoid
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA: Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA: Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine NOT
VOLKSWAGEN: Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VOLVO: Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only
VW: Very Worrying
VW: Very Worthless
VW: Very Wucked
VW: Virtually Worthless
viel spass
Sun Jan 12 16:29:51 CET 2014 | XC70D5
Wow! Das ist ja mal 'ne Liste
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