the car does not start
Hello my friends
it's really weird and strange
I have light in cockpit (ceiling)
the lights come on or works normally
but the car does not start
neiman or ezs do not swallow the key
i can not get the key into neiman or ezs to spin or start the car
where is the problem my friends
E220 CDI year 2002
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This is a typical French behaviour. Everybody in the world will try to talk to you in a language you understand, except France !
Even if they do understand English or even German they refuse to talk with you. They think if you come to France then speak French or go home. This is my personal ecperience in many cases as I do not speak a word of French and I got this confirmed from some French people I know.
But back to the car. You wrote that you needed to safe money for a long time to buy it. Have you saved money already to buy the parts. This might become more expensive than the car itself and it will definitely exceed the current value of it.
You wrote that "Spare parts is not available at Mercedes' mother house". What does that mean ? Almost all parts can be ordered at your local Mercedes dealer. Everything else you get on eBay.
I did ask you before what happens when you put your key in the lock or what does it mean when you write "ezs or neiman does not open / swallows the key". Do you know the meaning of the word swallow ? Can you describe it different ? Even a wrong key can be put in the EZS, you just can not turn it. So if you can nut put your key in the lock then your EZS has a mechanical problem. The EZS is married to your car and this can be done only once and forever. So if you need a new one then this must be really new and not from another car. The marriage can only be done by a Mercedes dealer. In Germany a new EZS costs about 570 € + build in + programming. So if your EZS is broken I would recommend to prepare arround 800 € to get this fixed. Then your car might start but it will still be a piece of shit.
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I guess the whole post is a joke, right?
Hallo, mein Freund
Nicht, es ist kein Scherz, es ist wirklich ernst
non it is not a joke it is really seriously
wenn ich die Tür öffne
1 das licht geht auf der außenspiegel ebene an und in meinem auto ist avantgarde fertig
auf dem Vordersitz und unter dem Armaturenbrett
Die Warnblinkanlage schaltet auch den Kofferraum ein, wenn ich ihn öffne
2 aber
Ich habe keine Hupe, ich kann die Tür nicht schließen, wenn ich die Fernbedienung benutze (zentralisierte Türen)
ezs oder neiman öffnen / schlucken den schlüssel nicht
Ich bin kein Kenner
Wäre es möglich, dass ein Relais defekt ist, aber ich weiß nicht, wo es sich befindet? Es ist nur eine Vermutung
when I open the door
1 the light comes on at the exterior mirror level and inside my car is of avantgarde finishings
at the front seat and under the dashboard
the hazard lights also turn on the trunk when I open it
2 but
I do not have a horn, I can not close the door when I use the remote control (centralized doors)
ezs or neiman does not open / swallows the key
I am not a connoisseur
would it be possible that a relay will be faulty but I do not know its location it's position it's just a guess nothin
It‘s hard to understand Your writing...
What‘s „neiman“?
So You put the key into EZS but can‘t turn around?
Or what‘s happening then?
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look this site web and you understund what is neiman = ezs
please look
https://www.google.fr/search?...
IT IS REALLY SO HARD PUT PHOTO HERE
I know EZS - I didn’t „neiman“.
Ok - and what‘s happening when You put the key into the EZS and try to turn around?
EZS it is NEIMAN ( called in french )
NEIMAN it is EZS
EZS = NEIMAN
NEIMA = EZS
If being right is more important for You than finding the root cause...
Zitat:
@hichem75 schrieb am 20. November 2019 um 17:13:46 Uhr:
EZS it is NEIMAN ( called in french )
NEIMAN it is EZS
EZS = NEIMAN
NEIMA = EZS
I think we got it. But this is not one of your French speaking forums where you can expect German speakers to know French or start translating it. You should consider yourself lucky that people actually answer you in English. Most Germans don’t like to speak anything but German. Same with French people when one asks something in English and gets an answer in French (which totally defeats the purpose of using the English language to begin with). But that’s a different issue. Maybe some people are still not over the fact that they lost the war or were occupied by their neighbors - twice. Who knows.
Zitat:
@Mackhack schrieb am 20. November 2019 um 17:17:36 Uhr:
Zitat:
@hichem75 schrieb am 20. November 2019 um 17:13:46 Uhr:
EZS it is NEIMAN ( called in french )
NEIMAN it is EZS
EZS = NEIMAN
NEIMA = EZSI think we got it. But this is not one of your French speaking forums where you can expect German speakers to know French or start translating it. You should consider yourself lucky that people actually answer you in English. Most Germans don’t like to speak anything but German. Same with French people when one asks something in English and gets an answer in French (which totally defeats the purpose of using the English language to begin with). But that’s a different issue.
Oh I tried to translate: but google translation also doesn‘t know NEIMAN...
This is a typical French behaviour. Everybody in the world will try to talk to you in a language you understand, except France !
Even if they do understand English or even German they refuse to talk with you. They think if you come to France then speak French or go home. This is my personal ecperience in many cases as I do not speak a word of French and I got this confirmed from some French people I know.
But back to the car. You wrote that you needed to safe money for a long time to buy it. Have you saved money already to buy the parts. This might become more expensive than the car itself and it will definitely exceed the current value of it.
You wrote that "Spare parts is not available at Mercedes' mother house". What does that mean ? Almost all parts can be ordered at your local Mercedes dealer. Everything else you get on eBay.
I did ask you before what happens when you put your key in the lock or what does it mean when you write "ezs or neiman does not open / swallows the key". Do you know the meaning of the word swallow ? Can you describe it different ? Even a wrong key can be put in the EZS, you just can not turn it. So if you can nut put your key in the lock then your EZS has a mechanical problem. The EZS is married to your car and this can be done only once and forever. So if you need a new one then this must be really new and not from another car. The marriage can only be done by a Mercedes dealer. In Germany a new EZS costs about 570 € + build in + programming. So if your EZS is broken I would recommend to prepare arround 800 € to get this fixed. Then your car might start but it will still be a piece of shit.
entschuldigen Sie mich für diese Unannehmlichkeiten
Französisch ist meine zweite Sprache
Englisch habe ich in der Schule gelernt, es ist also eine lebendige Sprache, aber niemand spricht Englisch und Französisch ist die zweite Fremdsprache
excuse me for this inconvenience
French is my second language
English I learned at school so it's a living language but nobody speaks English and French is second foreign language
And what is your first language ?
And I thought I’m the only one who experienced this arrogance in France. Thanks @MichaelV12 to clarify and to confirm this.
To @hichem75 i won’t even start looking for your parts unless you can show me you have some substantial money in the bank. These parts are expensive, especially if you have to order them directly from MB because you have to proof you’re the legal owner of the vehicle. If your car won’t start and it’s because of a dead engine control module (1500 Euros) or a dead ignition switch (EZS/EIS, 800 Euros) this alone will be more expensive than your car is worth. If your SBC is dead that’s another 1200 Euros just for that. Even with steep discounts new parts will be expensive because you need so many of them.